No one in Islamia intends humor.
Ayatollah Khomeini himself spoke for Islam when he was trying to combat the presence of music in Iran: "The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious." (Amir Taheri, Spirit of Allah, 1985, page 259). And, of course, no one knew humor better than Khomeini who was once considered as Leno's replacement right up until he died.
Well, Islamists are funniest whenever they try not to be funny. This article from World Net Daily is just too good to pass up. WE, in America, need a good laugh at these fools to help us keep our perspective. Sheikh Al-Sumide'i provides it. Here are some snippets.
Sheik Mahdi Saleh Al-Sumide'i spoke to Syrian TV on Monday, claiming several Arab television stations videotaped the helpful arachnids. Allah sent giant spiders to the town of Fallujah to help its residents fend off attacks by U.S. military forces.
Continued Al-Sumide'i: "The first miracle that occurred in Fallujah took the form of spiders that appeared in the city – each spider larger than this chair, or about the size of this chair. The American soldiers left, holding the legs of this spider, and I too, in one of the Friday sermons, held up a spider, with all its magnitude, in front of the satellite channels and in front of the world. This spider also had thin black hair. If this hair touches the human body, within a short period of time the body becomes black or blue, and then there is an explosion in the blood cells in the human body - and the person dies."
The sheik's interviewer then asked about the alleged TV coverage: "The people saw it, but the TV stations did not air it?"
Responded Al-Sumide'i: "The people saw it and the TV stations indeed aired it. I held the spider, and there were between 13 to 15 TV stations, including Al-Arabiya, Al-Jazeera, Al-Majd, Dubai, Abu-Dhabi and other stations, and they saw it with their own eyes."
Some Arab Internet sites have repeated claims of Iraqis about the spiders, and there also are stories circulating of phantom white-robed knights on white horses sent by Allah that killed U.S. Marines in battle.
Well, there you have it. Keep in mind that this sheikh is believed by large numbers of the ballast population. This is the mentality of our enemies: They offers us death, destruction, enslavement, and so on, as well as jinni, giant spiders, white knights, angels, and Allah. Were it not for the state support of jihadists, these folks would barely be able to dig holes in sand.