YOUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK: "We have identified the terrorist and made the arrest!"

WE ARE WINNING THE WAR OF IDEAS!!!!!!


Subject: TERRORIST APPREHENDED!

New York, UNITED-STATES - At New York's Kennedy airport today, an
individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He
is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in
every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides
to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would
have given us more fingers and toes.


{Thanks to KCC}